Squinch Owl is a wild animal who came in to your house through an open window looking for food. You thought it was cute, so you tried to tame it. It sits on your shoulder now, and makes beautiful noises, but will go for the jugular if you're not careful.

Banjo! Accordion! A voice like you've never heard except for in fever dreams! Sometimes guitar, upright bass, stomping, chains, tambourines. Sometimes you.